More Thoughts in the Aftermath of OLF

WHAT I LEARNED AT A RECENT BDSM CONFERENCE

When you go down to the dungeon tonight
Whether you cane or quirt ‘em
Be sure you flog them Florentine
And for god sakes don’t you hurt ‘em.

When you go down to the dungeon tonight
Pick up a dozen partners
Today’s mystique's polyfuckery
Polyamory’s just for starters.

When you go down to the dungeon tonight
And in with all your toys you toddle
Know today’s new definition
S&M means "stand and model."

When you go down to the dungeon tonight
Whether you cane or quirt ‘em
Be sure to dress up really nice
And for god sakes don’t you hurt ‘em.

All the best:)

Tom

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.