Joke -- Life is Funny Sometimes

A silly joke that I heard on the radio the other day --

A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him since he only had 24 hours to live.

"Of course Darling," she replied.

And so they have sex.

Four hours later they are lying in bed and he turns to her again and says, "you know I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we could do it again?"

Again she responds very sympathetically and agrees to have sex. Another 8 hours pass, and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion. He taps her on the shoulder, and asks her again, "You know dear, I only have 12 more hours left, how about again for old times sake?"

By this time she is getting a little annoyed, but reluctantly agrees.

After they finish she goes back to sleep and 4 hours later, he taps her on the shoulder again and says, "Dear, I hate to keep bothering you but you know I only have 8 hours left before I die, can we do it one more time?"

She turns to him with a sour look on her face and says, "You know....... you don't have to get up in the morning. I do!!!"

 
Now, that just makes me giggle. 
Because...

The way life has come to be around here, as He's gotten healed up and skinnier and stronger, is that He most often wakes up at 4:30 or 5:00 AM, and He's rarin' to go.  Almost always, He's cute and charming, wondering IF I'd like to make love.  It's sweet.  I'm generally happy to oblige, and one of the gains coming to us with the weight loss is that His sexual responsiveness and performance has improved dramatically.
 
Mostly, when I am in the middle of that "4:30 fuck," I try not to think about the fact that the alarm goes off at 5:30.  After all, if I let myself get wrapped up in that "what time is it" thing, I'd likely respond just like the woman in the joke -- "Oh sure, easy for You -- You don't have to get up in the morning!"  I'm thinking that just wouldn't go well... 
 
But the joke still makes me giggle... 
 
swan